9:23 p.m. -- A false alarm was triggered at a US62E restaurant.

Tuesday, March 15

  3:16 p.m. -- A caller complained about "a blue pickup pulling a flat bed trailer crossing over lines into oncoming traffic moving very slowly causing a traffic jam" while eastbound on US2.

  3:45 p.m. -- A caller complained about two preachers causing an unholy ruckus at the East Mountain lookout by screaming through a bull horn and a responding officer informed them about a local ordinance which says thou shall not use amplified devices to spread the good word.

Wednesday, March 16

  7:51 a.m. -- A two-vehicle traffic accident occurred on Hwy. 23S.

  7:55 a.m. -- A detective reported a deer struck by a vehicle in front of the cemetery.

  9:56 a.m. -- A delivery driver tripped an intruder alarm wired to an outbuilding at a US62W restaurant.

Friday, March 18

  12:56 a.m. -- A false alarm was triggered at a US62E fast-food franchise.

  8:50 a.m. -- ExxonMobil took another hit when a motorist stole fuel from a Passion Play Rd. station.

Saturday, March 19

  7:10 a.m. -- Police were relieved when a Panda bear abandoned in the middle of Tower Rd. was retrieved by its owner.

  9:05 a.m. -- A dog following a jogger was trotted off to doggie jail.

  9:42 a.m. -- A US62E motel operator asked an officer to drive through the facility's parking lot.

  11:27 a.m. -- A doll collection was reported stolen when a burglary occurred at a Jordon St. residence.

  1:15 p.m. -- A car parked near a downtown hotel was burglarized.

  1:59 p.m. -- A minor traffic accident occurred near the intersection of US62 and Hwy. 23S.

  8:04 p.m. -- After a woman left a N. Main St. watering hole without paying her tab, the tavern owner tracked her to the parking lot and bashed her car, which prompted the wayward tippler to settle her arrears.

Sunday, March 20

  11:30 a.m. -- A caller from a downtown hotel phoned police to report an assault which occurred on Saturday night.

  1:54 p.m. -- A bank bag was reported stolen from a Spring St. business.

  2:11 p.m. -- A minor, private-property accident occurred at a US62W gift shop.