"Bill Featherstone has lived in Eureka for more than 29 years. He's been in many of your homes as a Real Estate Appraiser for Parrish Appraisals and on TV as the Chairman of the Parks & Recreation Commission. He served on City Council as Alderman and on Parks & Rec for more years than I have fingers and toes to count on. He is a past Youth Group Director in the Methodist Church, Cub and Boy Scout Leader, Victorian Classic Footrace Committee member and a Soccer coach for 12 years. He is either on the field or in the stands to support his children and the children of Eureka Springs. I think he quietly goes about his business making a difference and giving back to the community he loves." And he's never been a COW! That's udderly ridiculous.