There's John Boehner. Michele Bachmann. Rush Limbaugh.
And former Governor Sarah Palin, who said, "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been put in front of me," in answer to what newspapers and books she has read.
She has proved English to be a living language -- who could refudiate misunderestimate?
She has a headlock on foreign policy: "We've got to stand with our North Korean allies."
And domestic bliss: "We're all Arizonans now!"
But they all have given new meaning to April Fools.