Citizen of the Week
Who else? Of course the COW this week has to be Santa Claus, or Kris Kringle, or St. Nick if you will. Any guy who can pop into more than three billion households in one night and then return home to the North Pole on a flying sleigh led by a red-nosed animal and hang out with reindeer and elves making toys for the next 364 days, has got to be a true Eurekan at heart. For many, he's the only unoffensive part of the holiday, and for the rest he's the most. Again, we understand. Happy trails Santa, see you soon!