"What is your new year's resolution?"
Deptuty Clerk at the Courthouse
"Just to take each day as it comes and be the best I can be."
"I don't have any."
Leader of B Shift
"Try to be better at everything."
"Win Powerball! What else could it be?"
"Quit smoking cigarettes."
Owner of Sparky's
"I haven't gotten that far yet!"